The Pyramid Scheme Menu

Welcome to The Pyramid Scheme, a vibrant hub located at 68 Commerce Ave SW in Grand Rapids, MI, where entertainment and brews collide. This unique venue captures the spirit of the 90s, offering a nostalgic atmosphere filled with pinball machines and live music.

While customer experiences vary, many delight in the energetic ambiance and live performances. The bar features two areas, ensuring easy access to refreshments, although some patrons have noted minor issues with facilities.

Gaming enthusiasts might find the pinball offerings a mixed bag. Although they have modern machines, pricing can be steep at $1 per game. However, the vibe and company make it a memorable outing. Be prepared for a bit of a learning curve with staff knowledge about the games.

All in all, The Pyramid Scheme offers a delightful mix of games and live entertainment, perfect for a lively night out.

Wine - House Selections

Bota Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot Pinot Grigio & Chardonnay

(Ca)

Fox Brook White Zinfandel

(Ca)

Apothic Red

(Ca) blend of zin/syrah/cab. Sauv/merlot dark red fruit complimented by vanilla & mocha

Mark West Pinot Noir

(Ca) red & black cherry flavors w/a note of spice

Barricas Malbec

(Argentina) mulberry & black cherry, tannic yet smooth

Avolon Cabernet Sauvignon

(Ca) rich, smokey aromas of cherries/berries notes of vanilla & spice

Forbidden Fruit Sangria

Wine - Red Wine

Wine - White Wine

Bowers Harbor Pinot Grigio

(Mi) citrus & tropical fruit aromas, grapefruit & pineapple finish

Bowers Harbor Chardonnay

Unwooded, fresh fruit flavors, crisp & clean finish

Grand Traverse Semi Dry Riesling

(Mi) citrus & fresh fruit flavors balanced by crisp finisa

Good Harbor Manitou

(Mi) 50% chardonnay, so7 pinot grigio blend

Salmon Creek Brut Sparkling Wine Splits

(Ca)

Black Label

Pbr Light

Pbr Tall Boyz

Cans

Bottles

Amstel Light

Corona

Corona Light

Founders Centennial Ipa.

Guinness

Heineken

Newcastle

Old Style

Red Stripe

Scrumpy's Hard Cider

(22oz)

Erdinger

N/a

Illuminated Mugwump Brunch Sour Double Ipa W/Orange Juice

US$7.00

Native Species Purple Piquette Natural Wine Spritzer 4%

US$6.00

Prairie Seasick Crocodile Sour W/ Cranberry, Ginger, Cinnamon, Nutmeg 6.3%

US$6.00

Drafting Table Professionl Pils Exceptional Pilsner 5.2%

US$6.00

Mitten Label Up Maple-Pecan Brown Ale 5.3%

US$6.00

Atwater Mint Double Decadent Mint Chocolate Ale 8%

Waypost Ai Stout Imperial Stout 8.4%

US$7.00

Juliet Of The Spirits Draft Cocktail

Gin, aperol, sweet vermouth, lemon

US$6.00

Drafts

Draft Beer

Shorts Goodnight Bodacious

Double black i.p.a. 8.5%

Founders Red's Rye

Rye. P.a. 6.6%

Shorts Bellaire Brown

6.6%

Bells Two Hearted

American ipa 7%

Shorts Prolonged Enjoyment

(Session ipa. → 3.5%

Vandermill Cider Hard Apple

6.8%

Bell's Oberon

5.8%

Shorts Howlin' Chinaski

%

Pabst Blue Ribbon

4.7%

Shorts Aorta Ale

Hoppy double red ale 8.3%

Shorts Soft Parade

Fruit/rye ale 9%

Shorts Village Reserve

California common ale 4.7%

Shorts Humalupa Licious

I.p.a. 6.8%

Dark Horse Crooked Tree

I.p.a. 6.5%

Shorts Joyous Almondo

Brown ale brewed w/almonds, choco, & coconut

Shorts Magician

Dark, red, smoooth 5.3%